Check this out! An MP3 player that works in the water!! It's called the Finis SwiMP3 Waterproof MP3 Player Instead of pumping the music into your ears, it pumps it through your BONES. Yes, using bone conduction, it pushes clear music to your pumpkin as you swim.
Yep, it's true. It's a week after April Fool's so it must be. :)
You will now be able to IM via your XBox 360 according to this press release. There will even be a new attachment for your controller to enable this (pictured).
Man, you can be trash-talking via voice, and at the same time IM'ing someone to set up another game of poker. How sweet is that?