Toto portable washlet

I'm sure you've heard of those TOTO Washlet Toilet Seats. You know the ones that have a heater and a bidet function?

Well, how about a portable washlet? Sure, no heater function, but it does have the other function. More details at Toto's official site - http://www.toto.jp/ec_usrimages/systems/ec/html/accessories_travel.htm

Lust rating: meh, I'll pass